Greetings from the Courtyard Marriott, my home for the next three weeks. Currently channeling my inner Zack and Cody by eating a lot of snacks and getting crumbs on absolutely everything. London Tipton could never.
Want to peek into the glamorous life of a hotel girlie? Well then, the first thing you need to know is that my room has been outfitted with *two* mini-fridges (none of the other guests I know have this), meaning I am absolutely balling out on mini-fridge fare these days. Our Courtyard Marriott is luxuriously located inside a strip mall that contains not only a Target but also a Walmart superstore and brick-and-mortar Sephora. I have truly never lived larger.
Right now in my hotel room I have snacks including (but not limited to):
Pamplemousse La Croix (the only thing I drink)
Stuff to make PB&J’s (as of yet untouched)
Wasabi peas
Everything bagel flavored cashews that I eat by the pound
Baby carrots
Pre-made Cobb salads from Walmart (for my health and wellness)
Frozen burritos
And like 5 Healthy Choice chicken alfredo dinners that I eat every night even though the sauce makes me shit myself.
Since I’m going to be here for a while I’ve also set up a vanity/beautification area in the bathroom. Since I live in a cupboard-under-the-stairs-sized apartment with a tiny bathroom that makes me feel like I’m trapped in a box 90% of the year, having a hotel-sized bathroom counter to display all my little items on has been very exciting.
(vanity/beautification area)
Now I know you’re already asking yourself - maybe even screaming at the computer - is she going to take a bath in there?
Bitch, I already have. With bubbles, and salts, and a bath bomb. Some may judge the cleanliness of this particular action, but taking a bath isn’t really about cleanliness in my opinion. That’s what we have showers for.
Until next time! Or as we say at the Marriott -
Bonvoy!
xoxo
alise
Loving the Zack and Cody reference! 😂